made up names

Some times in life we see the same people over and over.  For instance you may see a woman at the grocery store because you live in the same neighborhood.  But you may not know her name. So you may give her a name such as Lady in the blue car.   I also see people at work. I don’t know their names but often call them by a made up name that fits. 

Here are few of the people I see on a regular basis. 

Lady with the bad wig, Bullfrog and her friend, The Cochina, Polly Pocket, buff old man, football head, broken down Snookie,  old shoe learther lady, Santa Claus,  Sister girl,  Bubble gut,  thanks for the country music award, spinner boy, Poor Window, big sexy whooping crane, truck stop tranny, my chocolate bunny , conejo de chocolate (chocolate bunny in Spanish),  BitterBetty,  busted Cher, Janice from the Muppets,